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Choose Your Own Adventure Tape Sessions

by Leema Mountain

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Maybe we should walk away We’ve got so far to go And oftentimes it’s slow, certainly But if we were to walk away Man we’d never know If we had made a mistake So don’t, don’t get sad cause you have me and I have you Don’t, don’t get sad cause you have me and I have you We only just begun And we’re not done We are never done This, this is our year So let me be clear about What we’re about So don’t, don’t get sad cause you have me and I have you Don’t, don’t get sad cause you have me and I have you Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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I wonder what the menu is In Lucifer’s eatery Does he have a good selection Of low carb and calorie Does he ask you want you want to drink To complement your meal Does he have a value menu or’s your soul Part of the deal There’s one thing in the death I feel I must confess All I want in hells a burger With lots of cheese and no lettuce I bet that hellfire Cooks the meat just fine And if I should expire brother I can do the time So if you die tomorrow Cause today you’ve fallen ill Make sure that Sir Devil has fired up his grill And you will eat cheeseburgers for all eternity Getting fat in Hell’s Kitchen Bound and on your knees
3.
She's a ghost but she don't know it She's a ghost but she don't it She comes in thru my walls She gets in my bed but I can't touch her Cause she's dead But not like a vampire She's see thru She tears like paper She doesn't wear a sheet like most ghosts do She's a ghost but she don't know it She's a ghost but she don't it She's a ghost
4.
Strangers have never been stranger man And still I don’t see nothing wrong with it As horror, turns to bravery I find myself walking up to him Hey I recognize that shirt Hey old friend what’s going on? Got me a wife, we’ll maybe have some kids And hey, oh yeah, did you hear about him? He went off to battle in some space age old rattling ship Was never seen again We should send some flowers to his kin, his family, maybe even his friends His dog and dreams I’m so sorry, I know he will be missed I had some apprehension sending this Cause it’s a little late, we’d thought you’d be pissed Thinking that nobody gives a shit He had so much to prove We should have stood by him Stranded up in space by his own sins Oh Marguerite, you are looking thin I made you some lasagna and some bread Until somebody makes a stone statue for him Just remember hon, we all loved him
5.
Speculoos Habitat Only home dying Earth is toast Temperature falling/rising Speculoos Only hope Or we get the rope Deep cuts in terrestrial crust Find a home Cause where Outta space Outta time Outta air Outta ideas Speculoos The Pendulum is slowing Out of time Outer space is calling Belly up All the fish are boiling looking up For some planetary calling Speculoos Adios Packing up Bring the seeds Bring the brains Bring your friends The search begins For a new life Search it up The Search goes On and on and on and on and on Buildings fall Mountains fall Statues fall No winter or fall Family’s fall Markets fall Appetites fall No summer or fall Kittens fall Defenses fall Missiles fall Internet falls Crust it falls Mantle falls Earths core falls Everything falls everything Because we’re already dead Because we smell like the end This place is nice on its own Let’s not fuck it up again You got to bring one friend And now it fucks with your head Wonder how you’ll go on Keeping the good wolf fed New earth is so damn weird The flowers here have ears The rocks can move on their own Maybe we leave them alone Maybe you should go back to bed It’s still a few parsecs ahead I’ll wake you when my wires touch my metal toes Someone has to stay up for us When new Earth appears Ill be rust Even if the atmosphere is favorable To Speculoos driving us thru outer space Speculoos not enough to take your place Speculoos driving us to our new place Speculoos begging us to leave no trace Use this time to go back to school For 1000s of years we lived like fools Then the crust broke open under our 10 toes Promise they’ll be something to keep And not just another sad repeat Cultivate the land like it’s the last you’ll know
6.
Once, once upon a time there was An acorn hanging from a tree in the forest It fell, and quickly sprung up from it’s shell And now it is itself a tree in the forest When I’m beat the world beats without me When I’m beat the world beats without me When I’m beat the world beats You’ve got the heart You’ve got the brains but basically we stay the same And wonder why were not moving When I’m beat the world beats without me When I’m beat the world beats without me When I’m beat the world beats without me When I’m beat the world beats without
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He rakes his leaves with such disdain He’s got a zillion thoughts shooting through his brains His mom and dad don’t understand but they have hope for him You see his smarts are fast past Mars And in ten seconds he could probably solve the stars But he has found this might not work to his advantage So to hide from all the answers, he will keep his head on housework Why does he have to be smart? Why does he have to be smart? Smarts choose you Why does he have to be smart? Why does he have to be smart? Smarts choose you, that’s the difference Wish he knew another genius for comparison So to hide from all the answers, he will keep his head on housework It’s so, it’s so, it’s so illogical
8.
Let me be your android boy Let me blink my lights and buzz you to sleep Every night, every night Don’t have blood or a heart But somehow I love you and I miss you When we’re apart, my lights go all dark But you keep reminding me I’m science But you keep reminding me I’m science But you keep reminding me I’m science and not a real boy Let me be your android boy Let me sing to you your favorite album Line for line and in perfect time Don’t have skin or get goosebumps But somehow I always get a shiver When we touch, it doesn’t happen much Cause you keep reminding me I’m science Cause you keep reminding me I’m science Cause you keep reminding me I’m science and not a real boy
9.
Santa had an accident on his sleigh, on xmas eve and as it turns out Rudolph was loaded and they crash landed into a mountain Kids don't be sad Santa'll be here soon I just saw his rocket ship Flying past the moon Santa saw a bright light in the sky than xmas eve and as it turns out they were aliens out joyriding in their rockets ship Kids don't be sad Santa'll be here soon I just saw his rocket ship Flying past the moon Santa had an idea with your rocket ship so bright would you guide my sleigh tonight they said sure man on one condition you deliver presents to the universe Kids don't be sad Santa'll be here soon I just saw his rocket ship Flying past the moon
10.
Sun up Thing about the things that she’s supposed do Dressed up She’d go to the banks and wait all afternoon It’s all nice But she has got herself into a troubled mood And I’m your friend But I’m ain’t really sure I know what’s good for you Cause life ain’t cornbread Cause every time she’d think about the way she had to leave it she would cry Cause she would cross the swamp Just to sing to you Moon up Goes to bed the same for she is just a newt Her pillow shakes That is just her friends the earthworms on the move I stand by Knowing that this pain is killing her right through I wish I could help you fix whatever’s going wrong with you Cause every time she’d think about the way she had to leave it she would cry Cause she would cross the swamp Just to sing to you

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released March 3, 2023

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